Instead of, say, blaming the pork industry for creating ideal conditions in which to breed a potential new plague, the Musketeers decide it's the damn pigs' fault. They're the ones who love to root around in their own feces. Is it humanity's fault pigs decided to be so delicious?
     Super Special Guest: Joe Nickell, paranormal investigator and forensic document something or other - Let's just say he's awesome, and we interviewed him.
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